Monday 22 April 2013

When Liverpool took the GRRR to BUCS Polo

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In a show of remarkable anti-faff, the minibus set off to find our budding refs in what must be record time (thanks to Adi for his help with vehicle re-arranging).  Unfortunately for all concerned, this was apparently too long for Mike’s bladder…

Saturday started far too early with a mass boat-fixing session at 6.30am, 5 rolls of gaffa tape later (most of) our boats snuck their way through the scrutinizers.  The boys started as they meant to continue with a 6-0 whitewash of Aston.  The girls held off ULU ladies for the first half, but some crack shots meant an unfortunate loss.  The boys then had a brilliant 2-1 win over Loughborough; this game was the birthplace of some signature moves – the Alan Barry header and the Graham self-bin (we’ll ignore the binning yourself on the ropes from a certain secretary who’ll remain nameless…).

Next up saw the ladies taking on Lancaster, despite a great effort and some good shots at goal, unfortunately the scoreline (yet again) didn’t reflect the play.  There was time for a lot of sun-bathing and heckling at other matches / supporting a very day-glo Ant, before the boys had their toughest match yet…Sheffield Hallam.  Despite some fantastic play, and being one of the first teams to actually score against them, the eventual champions pushed us out of the top 12. 

Now onto something Liverpool are unbeatable at – partying (and tying Tolly to trees).  With some great fancy dress efforts from the boys (if only there was photographic evidence of Gareth), and a very co-ordinated water-pistol toting team of cat women, there isn’t a lot else that can be said.

For the girls, Sunday morning came round very quickly (6.30 am sort of quickly), but we had a grudge match to play.  Still wearing bright red lipstick, our unusual warm-up came into its own, and despite (or more likely because of) York trying their best to have us forfeit a game due to a clerical cock-up, we took a 1-0 (should have been 2-0 but we’re not very good at hearing whistles!) victory, witnessed by only a select few who could be bothered to make it out of bed.  We had found our inner grrrr!  With barely time for a quick leg-stretch, and still before most of the boys had stumbled out of bed we were back on the pitch against Sheffield Hallam.  It was a valiant effort from all, and we certainly gave them a real fight, but despite another great goal from Ailsa, we couldn’t hold out against the machine that is Lou’s shooting arm, and meant that the girls finished a very respectable 14th of twenty-something teams.

The boys were back and Loughborough were still smarting from their defeat yesterday, it was close but they had a score to settle and took the win. (Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to drag Tolly from his bed the night that Ben had to leave us??).  They then went on to play both Southampton and Cambridge, which both culminated in a nail-biting golden goal.  Despite shots at goal going left, right and (unfortunately not) centre the boys had to settle for 12th position.

A brilliant and wonderfully sunny weekend was had by all, with a big thanks to Ant (who was robbed of a bronze medal in the Old Gits league) and Ailsa for organising and being generally fab this year.  A massive well-done to Gareth, Ellie and Schneids for qualifying as refs.  I don’t think the score really reflect quite how well everyone played, and improved over the weekend – a massive congratulations to all those who played their first ever polo matches this weekend.

Finally I think we have all learned some important life lessons:  pee before you get on the minibus (or bring an appropriate receptacle), duo polo is the future, roaring is bad for your voice but great for your playing, and don’t ever forget to bring the GRRRR!

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